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Abbott calls to cut immigrants in half

Boscutti Report - Abbott calls to cut immigrants in half

SYDNEY (Boscutti Report) — Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called to cut immigrants to Australia in half to improve quality of living.

Mr Abbott said immigrants should be cut in half lengthways.

‘That way the flavour is retained when grilling or barbecuing,’ he said.

‘Just cut from underneath the head all the way down.’

Mr Abbott said humans were an excellent source of lean meat and protein.

‘Especially those skinny buggers who come here on boats,’ he said.

‘They taste marvelous.’

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