SYDNEY (Boscutti Report) — Prime minister Malcolm Turnbull will move to ban any sexual relationships between National Party Leader Barnaby Joyce and anyone.
‘To say that Barnaby thinks with his dick is a major understatement,’ he said.
‘Look, it’s going to be far better for everyone if he just keeps it in his pants for a while.’
Mr Turnbull’s decision came after the pair met face-to-face in an attempt to resolve the damaging public crisis engulfing the Coalition.
The pair are understood to have met about midday for more than an hour.