Turnbull bans sex with Joyce

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Boscutti Report - Turnbull bans sex with Joyce

SYDNEY (Boscutti Report) — Prime minister Malcolm Turnbull will move to ban any sexual relationships between National Party Leader Barnaby Joyce and anyone.

‘To say that Barnaby thinks with his dick is a major understatement,’ he said.

‘Look, it’s going to be far better for everyone if he just keeps it in his pants for a while.’

Mr Turnbull’s decision came after the pair met face-to-face in an attempt to resolve the damaging public crisis engulfing the Coalition.

The pair are understood to have met about midday for more than an hour.

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