Cock and Bull

A right royal idea for a new advertising agency.

Not all bover boy and stuff. Not all soccer hooligans. More laddish with a swinging London vibe. More cock, less cockney.

Cock and Bull specializes in generating word of mouth campaigns. Literary memes that can spin a brand out of a couple of vowels and a handful of consonants. Not too much reliance on rhyming slang but fond of couplets, alliterations and the occasional assonance.

The offices are modeled on a London pub with standard fare made from only the finest ingredients and a complete range of more than a hundred English beers served at personalized temperatures.

It employees clever young people from the London School of Economics. Fashionable young people with names like Olivia, Sophie, Joshua, Emily, George, Chloe, Harry, Thomas.

They play down their family trusts and want to live like common people.

They want to do whatever common people do.