Hitler or Oprah?

Who’s the pet-loving vegetarian?

Who has a thing about personal hygiene? 

Who’s into weight loss and being the best version of themselves? Who gives away cars to complete strangers?

Who’s the environmentalist? Who’s the animal rights activist?

Who can be polite and utterly charming when they want to?

It’s Hitler. Oprah isn’t a vegetarian.

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